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I think he had carte blanche to go into the woods and act as utterly bonkers as he wanted, in whatever the hell accent he wanted. Crispin Glover has never, at any point, been more insane. Wielding a nonsensical pick-axe throwing machine, Simon proceeds to murder his way through the campers, and a bunch of other randos that happen to be passing by in the woods.Īlthough the plot is subpar and the acting is crap, you need to see this movie.
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Stanley seems the more normal one, but is also clearly insane.
#SIMON SAYS MOVIE MOVIE#
The rest of the movie features Simon and Stanley, two backwoods store owners. Director: William Dear Producer: Ernie Lively Writer: William Dear Release Date (Streaming): Runtime: 1h 30m Simon, Stanley William Dear's cute college kids lost in the woods blood. This seems important right? Right?! Well it’s not, as we never hear her backstory, we never see her again, no one really reacts to the sighting, and that is the end of the haunted woods story line. The ghost is a girl sitting on a horse who stares at them, points discouragingly, and then disappears. Now, they do encounter a ghost within about ten minutes. Which they spend a while talking about and building up. Keeping in horror movie logic, the woods are rumored to be haunted. The stoner, by the way, is played by Greg Cipes, who voices Beast Boy in Teen Titans. The super basic plot follows the jock, the stoner, the slut, the good girl and a spoiled brat as they embark on a camping trip. If this isn’t enough to make you see this movie right now, there is something wrong with you. Crispin Glover plays a PAIR OF RETARDED IDENTICAL TWINS.
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Just in case that didn’t sink in, let me reiterate. After reading many critic reviews, anxiously keeping eye on the charts, browsing the comments sections of several social media platforms, and. Simon Says features Crispin Glover as a pair of retarded identical twins from the backwoods. With the release of Simon Says, NCT 127 has stamped the music world with their iconic brand of music and concept that NCTzens have often heard people say only a band like NCT can pull off. That wasn’t the biggest bomb of the year, however, as William Dear’s movie Simon Says makes it’s glorious debut. And a train bombing in Mumbai leaves two hundred and nine dead. Saddam Hussein the dictator (and possibly CIA scapegoat) is executed. Pluto gets downgraded from a planet to a dwarf planet.